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Funny Birthday

You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.

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My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesn't mean you've become any wiser.

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I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.

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I haven't brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.

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Another year closer to getting those senior citizen seats on buses! Happy birthday.

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There were alot of famouse people born on your birthday. too bad you are not one. May you grow wiser this year HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

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Having friends never has been more awesome! You truly are a great person to have around, even when you eat everything on the table. We still love you anyway! Happy birthday!

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"Happy birthday! You know you're getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying "well, I'm here already � I may as well pee."

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We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. Happy Birthday!

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People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.

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Another year for your back means
another year that won't suck.
Happy Birthday

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I made you a birthday cake to celebrate,
but I couldn't light the candles.
It turns out the fire department
requires a permit for bonfires.

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Happy birthday,
you're not getting older you're
just a little closer to death.

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I'm not sure what's wrong with your birthday..
But it's probably your fault!

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Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past,
you can't change it,
Forget about your future,
you cant predict it.
Just think about present,
you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U...!

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A few years ago you were young and smart,
but know you are becoming an old fart...
Happy birthday!

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The Best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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Some words of wisdom for your birthday,
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"Smile while you still have teeth!"

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The secret to staying young is to eat slowly,

live honestly,

and lie about your age.

Happy Birthday!!

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OMG!!!! It's your birthday!

Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day.

P.S Try not to think about your age. LOL

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Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.

So eat lots n lots of cake and have fun!

Happy birthday!

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I cried on my 18th birthday.
I thought 17 was such a nice age.
You're young enough to get away with things,
but you're old enough, too.

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Father: Dear which gift would you like to have on your birthday?
Son: father I am not going to ask a lot of things on my birthday
I just want a girl and a Ferrari car to go on long drive with her.

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As you are suffering from diabetics, I will give you the most desirous gift to you
Guess what, just sugar!

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And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years

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You're so vintage when you gaze at your birth certificate it said expired

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You recognize the detail that
you're getting older when the candles cost
more than the Bday baked cake.

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You are going to need the lungs of Hercules to assault all these candles by yourself.

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When I have a Bday I take the day off.
But when my wife has a Bday,
she takes a year or two off.

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Since I believe in KISS? Keep it Short and Simple, I wish you a very Happy Birthday!
You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.

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Don't be depressed at the fact that you're on your way to becoming a senior citizen.
The older you are, the better the seats you will get in the bus! Happy Birthday.

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With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful,
I just refuse to wear my glasses! Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

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Happy Birthday on your very special day,
I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake.

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Get the perfect dress,
dress up like a princess,
Those shiny shoes,
let ur hair loose.
Jst make the most of this day,
jst scream and shout that It's my birthday!
happy birthday....

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U can spend
hundreds on birthdays,
thousands on festivals,
lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate,
all you have to spend is your TIME...
Happy Birthday Dear.

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Time and Tide wait for no man,
but
time alwayz stands still for a woman of thirty.
happy birthday my love & enjoy ur day...

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Today is ur birthday,
don't pull ur hair,
Look in the mirror,
nature was fair.
Not a day over twenty,
I am kidding, you are plenty.

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The museum cura2r called 2day & spoke in animated t1s.
He has a team of scientists who want 2 carbon date ur b1s!!
Have a great birthday

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when u come in2 eternal life that is when u have just
started ur birthday with God so i wish u happy birthday in ras.

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In my past life, god said a gem is going 2 be born on (date)
& i give u a boon that u get 2 be this beautiful gem's friend ....
couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me
a friend like u ....
happy birthday & dont forget that some1
somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star.

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It's my wife's birthday 2morrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

"Oh, I don't know," she said. "Just give me something with diamonds."
That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.

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Happy Birthday 2 U.
U live in a zoo.
U smell like a monkey.
& u look like 1 2o.

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Happy Birthday.
U r not getting older u r just a little closer 2 death.

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2 tips on ur birthday:

1) Forget the past, u can't change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn't get u 1.

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On ur birthday, let me wish u plenty of joy
I know u're 2o old, but I still bought u a 2y!

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I know its ur birthday 2day..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk 2 u in person there, because
I don't know 2 express my feelings in SMS.

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A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

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So it's ur fortieth birthday
Four decades have g1 & passed
They say when u get older
Time goes twice as fast.

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U know u r getting old when the c&les cost more than the cake.

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Dad : Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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Q: Why do we put c&les on 2p of a birthday cake??? A: Because it's 2o hard 2 put them on the bot2m!

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If things get better with age,Then u r approaching Magnificent.

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Million's of Greetings
Thous&s of Colors
100s of Wishes
Kilogram's of Sweets
Lots of Smile
That's What I wish for u.
Happy Birthday My Sweetheart.

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It's frustrating when u know all the answers
but nobody bothers 2 ask u the questions.

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It's ur birthday,but I don't think of u as a little older,
I think of u as a lot older.

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First, u were a good BOY
Then, u became a nice KID
U were then a great GUY
Later, u grew up 2 be a fine MAN,
Now, u're just an old FART..

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Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love & peace & joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before ur eyes.

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The polar ice caps r melting
Prevention measures, we must take
So please don't think of lighting
All those c&les on ur cake

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