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Send message to your friend Somehow $3,000 is missing from your account and you have to let someone know about it now.

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Think up some kind of disaster to happen at your place, then text your roommate or significant other to let them know about it! Let's see if anyone feels the need to head home immediately

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Make people believe that the gift they really wanted, was sold out.

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Hide the Christmas tree. Take all of the presents too, except for yours.

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Switch the salt and the sugar. Put sugar in the salt shaker and put salt in the sugar bowl (or even in the sugar bag).

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Saran wrap someone's car. Take saran wrap and wrap it all the way around your victim's car so they can't get into with without cutting it. You'll need a lot of saran wrap to pull this off.

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Before your target goes to bed, hide under the bed with a gross glove or a fake hand (optional). While they stand next to the bed, grab their legs! It will be funny watching them scream and try to break free, but don't blow the prank by laughing, or revealing yourself.

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Put clear nail polish on some soap. Leave it in the shower or by the sink so you can watch. It won't lather and your victim(s) won't be able to wash their hands, or figure out why the soap won't work.

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Take a piece of tape and tape a faucet. It should spray whoever turns it on next.

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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So, he can ho,ho,ho.

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Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Bcoz of all the wrapping!

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The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts
only as are injurious to others.
But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there.

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In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur
expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive
blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all
your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas

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Your as big boned as father christmas claus,
your as stupid as a donkey,
your as shit in bed as a camal,
but your still the right person for me!

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But it is for grownups too. Even if it is a headache
a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary
defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts.

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Christmas waves a
magic wand over this world,
and behold,
everything is softer and more beautiful.

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I am dreaming of white Christmas,
with every christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your christmases be white.
Happy Christmas

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Two things upon this changing earth
can neither change nor end;
the splendor of Christ's humble birth,
the love of friend for friend.

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I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable
I wish U Enjoyable
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.

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You are special, you are unique; may your Christmas be also as special and unique as you are! Merry Christmas!

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Why doesn't Santa have any children ?Because he only comes once a year,
and when he does, it's down the chimney.

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer
out on Christmas Eve ?They go into town, and blow a few bucks

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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.

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What does Father Christmas write on his
Christmas cards?A � ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L!!)!

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What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?Cross mouse cards!

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Dear Santa,
if you make your toys then why do they say
"Made in China."
Sincerely,
a confused child

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Question: What type of pine has the sharpest needles?
Answer: A porcupine.

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Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws.

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What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?
Your teeth!

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Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood.

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Your ass big boned as father christmas claus,
Your ass stupid as a donkey,
Your ass shit in bed as a camal,
But ur still the right person 4 me!

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No wonder father christmas is so jolly,
coz he knows where all the bad girls live!

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Maria went to the Post Office to buy stamps 4 her Christmas cards.
What denomination?' asked the clerk. 'Oh! Good heavens! Have we come to this?

Said Maria, 'Well give me 50 Methodist & 50 Church of England ones please.

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Saint Nicholas is the main Clause
His wife is a relative Clause
His children are dependent Clauses
Their Dutch uncle iz a restrictive Clause
Santa's elves are subordinate Clauses

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May all the sweet magic Of Christmas conspire
To gladden ur hearts & fill every desire.

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a silent nite,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hope & love.
A blessed Christmas 2 u.

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Nevr worry abt da size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyez of children, they r all 30 feet tall

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if one night you wake up & a big fat male is
trying to put u in a sack please don't be afraid bcoz
i told santa all i want for christmas is u

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Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Bcoz a little water
ends both of them.

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Q. What happened when the snowwoman got angry at the snowman?
A. She gave him the cold shoulder.

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.

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Christmas may bi many things
or it may bi a few
For you, the joy
is each new toy
for me
It's watching u.

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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
U wake up wet !

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb 4 Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it

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Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus

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