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Hindi Sardar Sms

Pathan To Sardar: Yara Kiya Hua?? Sardar: O Yaar Me Jis Larki Ko Bhi Propose Kerta Hun Wo Mujhy Dekh Ker "Haa" Hi Bolti Hai Aur Wo Bhi 3 Baar; "Haa Haa Haa

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saradaar kee maan kee tabeeyat kharaab huee hospital le gaye dr ne kaha 2 taist honge saradaar jor-jor se rone laga he bhagavaan ab kya hoga!! meree maan to anapadh hai

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Santa: Dukh to jivan ka sathi hai aur sukh to ata-jata hai... Banta : Sahi baat hai,meri BIWI hamesha sath hi rahti hai,aur meri sali aati-jati hai...

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"

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Ik sardaar pr bijli ki taar gir gai, Tarrap tarrap kr mrny hi wala tha k usy yaad aya, Subeh se to bijli hi bnd ha.

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha. Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi :-s

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1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha .... kisi na pocha k tum kis k sath roti kha rahay ho.. sardar answered i am a mathematician main na daal suppose ki hue ha...:)

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Teacher: write your fathers name in English
Sardar: Beautiful red underwear.
Teacher: Are you joking?
Sardar: no his name is Sundar Laal Chadda.

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Sardar thought "LOL" meant "lots Of Love"..
So one day His Friend's Mother died he send da following txt.....
"Sorry 2 Hear About da death of ur Mother LOL"

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Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye
or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao 2nd:Ab kese hen?
1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi..

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Sardar Ki Maa
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se
Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.

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Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.
Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati.
Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua!

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5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE,
They were called for an Identification parade.
When the girl arrived,all SARDARS shouted together.."YEHI THI !!!

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Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di...??

Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

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2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop
1st: "jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi"
2nd: "Tu kia?
1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-

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Sardar to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.

Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

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Taxi driver to sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi

sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

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SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay

kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub

check kar kay laya hoooon :)

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Sardar:
Jab Mere Bachay hongay to 1 Ko Karachi or 1 ko Lahore chor Aunga.
Friend:
Wo Q?
Sardar:
Kal TV par bata rahay thy k bachon k Darmiyan Waqfa Zaruri hai

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'Army Captain: Nojawan Aage Barho
Sardar Aage Nahi Barha.
Captain: Tum Aage Q Nahi Barhe?
Sardar: Apne Kaha Tha 9 Jawan Aage Barho Main 10Va Ho.'

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'Sardar Was Advising His Son On

Dining Table,Oye Boti Kha Boti,Lully Waddi Hoe Gi ..!

Sardarni Intrupted:Sardar JI,

Tussi v Boti Shoti Kha Liya Karo.'

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'Sardar Apni Bimar Murghi Ko Bazar Legaya Bechne K Liye..

Admi: Iska Sar Neeche Q Hai..?

Sardar: Gaon Ki Hai Isliye Shehar Men Sharma Rahi Hai..;)'

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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
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Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing to my 6 yr old daughter,
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Ek sardar ne khobsurat larki dekhi
Or phir us k pass ja k us ko kiss kr di.
Girl : "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar : "B.Com final year"

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Sardar ko invitation mila
k
party me sirf LAAL taai pehan ker aana hy.
Sardar party me pohncha
To dekha k
"
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Logon ne
pant
aur shirt b pehni hui hy.

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Ek Sardar ne Airport call kr k pucha:.
Dhali se America ka safar ktni der ka he?
Receptionst:
1 Secnd Sir,
Sardar line kat k bola.
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Pee K bethi he
Saali

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1st Sardar
O yar Bike kyon tez kardi
2nd Sardar
Break fail ho gai hai is se pehle accident ho
jaye jaldi se ghar pohanch jate hain
1st Sardar
or tez or tez

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Sardar:Beta 2 bistar Q lga rahey ho?
Beta: Gher pe 2 mehmaan aney hen
Sardar:kon kon?
Beta: Ammi ka bhai or mera Mamoo
Sardar 1 or lga lo mera sala b a raha hy.

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Sardar:Tm shadi shuda ho?
Pathan: Hn, humara aurat say shadi hua hai
Sardar: Bewakuf tu kia mard sy b shadi hoti hai
Pathan:Hn humara bahen ka hua hai..

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Sardar g road cross krty huwy truck sy takra gy..
Jb hosh aya to logon ny pucha Sardar g truck nzr nai aya c?

Srdar G: nzr ty aya c pr truck ty likhya c
Tu lang ja saadi khair ay.

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Grammar teacher 2 Sardar
jamila rozana larkon sy milti hai
Batao is jumly main jamila kya hai?
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Sardar: Jamila Beghirat hai ....

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Sardar:
Beta, Teri Mummy bot chup-chup bethi hai.
kya bat he?

Beta:
Papa, Mummy ny LIPGUARD manga tha meny

FEVIQUICK pakda diya.

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Sardar: Yr Ans sheet pr sabsy pahle kya Likhu?
Banta: Yahi K IS SHEET PR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPANIK HAIN.

JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI HAI.

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Sardar's 60th Birthday py.
Bantaji- Ya Cake Py BULB Q lagaya hai.?

Sardar-60 Candls lagany Me Muskil ho Rhi thi
So 60 Watt ka BULB laga diya.

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Aik Sardar ne aik bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C
Aaty hai tu bachy ny keha k mujy 9 tk aty hia..
Sardar ny bachy sy keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c
main nahi aata. yeh tu Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:

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Sardar: Qutub Minaar kahan hai
Son: Pata nahi.
Sardar: Kbhi ghar sy nikla karo.
Son: Ram Lal kun hai
Sardar: Pata nahi.
Son: Kbhi Ghar me bhi raha karo

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Sardar: What is da similarity between Bill Gates & Me
Friend: I don?t know.
Sardar: Well... He never comes 2 my house & I never go 2 his

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Sardar:
Cheel ko english mai kya kehty hain ?

Pathan:
Eagle

Sardar:
Agar cheel beemar hojye tu ?

Pathan
illegal.

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Sardar : Sitting on da Top of da Mountain & Studying
Wen a person asked wat he was doing
He replied Oye! Higher Studies Yaar

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1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey tu kia kia jy?

2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay sy bahtar
hai k banda soo hi jy:

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Sardar always study in front of a mirror bcoz of three reasons:

1. It helps saving revision time.
2. He can keep a watch on himself.
3. He likes combined studies.

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Teacher India ka jhanda sb sy pehly kahaN lehraaya gaya?
Sardar ( kaafi sochne k baad )
Hawa maiN

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Lady doctor: Tm rooz subah clinic k bahar khari ho
kar auratoon ko kyn ghoorti ho?
Sardar ji aap hi ny bahar likha hai
AURATOON KO DEKHNAY KA WAQT 9am-11am

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After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his 1ST patient's
Eyes
Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH!
&
Finally he said
"Battery is 0K".

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Sardar Ny Bus Mai Aik Larki Ko Chher Diya.
Larki: Tmhary Ghar Mein Maa Behen Nahi Hain Kya.
Sardar: Kya Pata, Main Tu Subah Sy Ghar Sy Bahar Hun.

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Sardar Building Sa Gira
Doctor Said: He iz Dead
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said

Main Zinda Hoon

Sardars Wife
Tu Pya Reh Tenu Doctor Naloo Bohta Pata Aa.

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Aik Sardar g Rail Ki Patri Pr Soo gya.
Aik Admi Ny Kaha Kia Kr Raho Ho?
Train Aygi Tu Mr Jao Gay!
Sardar Ji: Kal Mayry Opper Sy Jahaaz Guzar Gayaa Tou Kuch Nahee Hua,

Rail Kia Cheez Hai?

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Aik Sardar Apny Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sy Daikh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Sy Kia Daikh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Daikh raha hoon......

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Master 2 Sardar: Qaatil kisy kehty hain?
Sardar: Pata Nahi.
Master: Agr tm apny baap ko qatal kardo tu Tm kiya kehlaao gay?
Sardar: "Yaatim".

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FIA: Y criminals leave their fingerprints after doing their work?
Sardar: Sir,I Think,they r illiterate, if they were literate,
they would leave their signature 4 u.

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2 Khusray Shadi k Mubarak baad deny gye,
Aik bola main tu 1100 loun g,
Doosra bola main tu 1200 loun g,

Pechy sy Sardar bola 2300 ly lo us main FM b hai.

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