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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gave her a ring.

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Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?" Boyfriend: "You're both." Girlfriend: "What do you mean?" Boyfriend: "You're pretty ugly."

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The funniest joke of all time is my love life.

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Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.

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Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.

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I met my soulmate. She didn't.

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Why should you never breakup with a goalie? Because he's a keeper.

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Never laugh at your girlfriends choices... your one of them.

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Sacchi mohabbat laut ker zaror ate hai Ya toh sorry bolne ya phir Shadi ka card dene

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BF-I Love when u cry badly..
GF-Why is it so ?
BF-Bcoz dats d only moment u hug me
the most possible tightest way u can!!

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I love u more then my family and
you're so sexy i want u in bed and have a babby with u.

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Boy: Do you wanna Go Out Wid Me??
Girl: No... Never
Boy: Did U hear wt I Just Said ??
Girl: Yeah
Boy: Then Tell me wt I Said
Girl: Do You wanna Go Out wid ME??
Boy: Yeah Ofcourse.

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The lovely love Theorem - To Love some 1 is madness,2b loved by someone is a Gift,
loving some1 who loves u is a duty,but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.

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True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

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Lines by School boy..
Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..
N then realize that,
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Im holding a pen..!!

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Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..

N then realize that,
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Im holding a pen..!!

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Wife to Husband :-

You don't Love me at all...

Husband points towards their 2 Children and says �
then do u think I've downloaded these from Google?

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LuV is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted ppl...
Ppl wid strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING ;-)

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Life ka sucessful Moral:
"Pyar woh nahin ke hum ek ko kitne saal taq karte hai."
"Pyar toh woh hai ke hum ek saal mein kitno se karte hai?"

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We go together like copy and paste.

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"I LOVE YOU"

Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na
�as Yeh Confirm Karna Tha
Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.

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You're like a typhoon.
Because when you left the vicinity.
You left my heart in calamity.

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I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.

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Meaningful message for life:
Sea is never large, but sight of our viewing is larger!!
No one's Love is lesser but our expectations r higher!"

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Human fall in love,
that is normal.
cows eat grass,
that is ok.
But when monkey
press mobile keyboard
amazing!!!
Are you still pressing?

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*One*
* Special *
* Surprise 4 u *
Close ur Eyes!
10

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2

1
you cheat!
You didn't close your eyes.
So no surprise!
Only Good morning

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A boy's FACEBOOK status-
I'm online on fb during lecture. Haha
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Comment 4m his teacher:
get out of d class now
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PRINCIPLE liked comment..

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Your words are my food, your breath my wine.
You are everything to me.Love me and the world is mine.
If I know what love is, it is because of you.

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Height Of Begging!!
A sleeping beggar puts up
A notice board in front of him:
"Please do not make noise
By dropping coins
Offer notes"

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I will make u ache, shake & sweat until u grunt & groan.

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Through all da things that came 2 pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's ur ass.

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Our love will never become cold & hollow, Unless, 1 day, u refuse 2 swallow.

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LOVE :

L-oss .
O-f .
V-aluable .
E-nergy.

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Love iz like a cloud...
love iz like a dream...
love iz 1 word & everything in between...
love iz a fairytale come true...
Coz I found love when I found U.

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True love iz like ghosts, which everybody talks about & few have seen.

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When time comes 4 u 2 give ur heart.
2 some1, make sure that u select.
Some1 who will never break ur heart.
Bcoz broken hearts has no spr parts.

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I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
But...Take... 3 Seconds 2 think of me
1... ...
2... ...
3......
So Sweet. now continue ur work..

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hearts change,i know day do...
but thiz heart will always belong 2 u...
hearts hurt, i know day do...
but thiz heart hurts more without u..

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As da day turns in2 night,
keep ur worries out of sight.
Close ur eyes & go 2 sleep,
4 all da good times r urs 2 keep.
Sweetest dreams!

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When an angel came 2 me, he asked:
"What iz ur wizh 4 2night?"
I said "Please take cr of da person
who's reading thiz message." Goodnight!

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My day may be hectic.
My schedule may be tight.
But I would never let da day
end without saying good nite. Sweet dreams!

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Once" 2 Sardars were feeling bored & decided 2 play a few games of chess 2 ass da time.
Day were doing thiz 4 some time" when 2 more sardar friends
dropped by. Seeing dam play chess" day said -
Come on guys" we r feeling bored 2o. Let us play doubles

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Dair was a couple 4 love, where da boy promized hiz girl that da heart iz only dedicated
2 her not 4 any 1. 4 Some yrs girl went 4 furdar studies when she returned
after some yrs ago she saw hiz boy friend was with anodar girl.
Immediately s2pped him & questi1d how he 4got da promize given 2 her?
Boy..'See gal I had been underg1 an OPEN HEART SURGERY so..

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Math iz like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.

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Who has invented da love?
Da poor, so day can fuck 4 free.

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U can hug it when u're in trouble
U can cry on it when u're in pain
U can embrace it when u're happy
So when u need true love
Buy a pillow

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Dare iz a place u can touch a woman dat will drive her crazy. Her heart.

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Falling in love iz like being struck by lightning.
U can o more make it strike u dan u can avoid it.

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Ur voice can b comprd 2 a cuckoo
Ur innocence 2 a child
But in stupidity u have no comparizon
U're da best!

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If u're cute, u can call me baby.
If u're nice, u can call me sweetie
But if u're hot, u can call me 2night

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