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Here they come, with birthday cheer, Bringing gifts just once a year, People you don't even like; You really wish they'd take a hike. This should be a glad occasion; But it seems more like a SWAT invasion. Go away! Just take a break! Oh well, at least there's birthday cake.

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Happy Birthday Old Buddy Are you like me a bit? I let my mind wander, it didn't come back... But better over the hill... ...than under it.

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As you get older, you gain knowledge, tolerance and serenity ...then your teeth fall out. Happy Birthday

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Happy birthday, you're not getting old, Stay in the game, it's not time to fold. Wrinkles and grey hair, are just a new look, Countless experiences, you should write in a book.

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This birthday wish may be late, And it may be over in a flash, But its message is good anytime, Because it comes with lots of cash.

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I wonder why you are celebrating the fact that you're turning older.
Nevertheless I will attend your birthday party.Happy Birthday!

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Birthdays are good for you.Statistics show
that the people who have the most live the longest.

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Tomorrow is still a mystery.
Yesterday is already history.
And today it is your BIRTHDAY!

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This is a very special day
Your friendship has filled my life far beyond what words can say
I give thanks to the Lord for sending you my way
That's why we celebrate today
Happy Birthday!

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Men are just like chocolates
Us girls know that is true
Found in bars they don't last long
Enough to satisfy you
And on that thought
Happy Birthday

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Remember the city,
Remember the town,
Remember the s/he who ruined your birthday card.
By writing inside upside down!

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Inside every older person.
is a young person.
wondering what the hell happened !
Happy Birthday,

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First, you were a good BOY,
Then, you became a nice KID,
You were then a great GUY,
Later, you grew up to be a fine MAN,

Now, you're just an old FART !!

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Having been through PMT and HRT.
You deserve an OBE and a PhD.

While you're very old, you're not RIP.
But you're overdue for an MOT.

And I don't need ESP.
Indeed, any B can clearly see.
You're a (60) year old wrinkle-ly.
Congrats, you're now an OAP.

Happy Birthday !

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Hey it's your birthday
The time has come
It's an important moment
Coming from the Bay
I got you a gift
You can't figure it out
Please do me a favor
And work my midnight shift

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Hey it's ur birthday
The time has come
It's an important moment
Coming from the Bay
I got you a gift
You can't figure it out
Please do me a favor
& work my midnight shift

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Each birthday wish
I've ever made
Really does come true
Each year I wish
I'll grow some more
And every year

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Another candle on your cake?
Well, that's no cause to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the damn thing out.

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