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My Happy New Year wish for you Is for your best year yet, A year where life is peaceful, And what you want, you get. A year in which you cherish The past year's memories, And live your life each new day, Full of bright expectancies. I wish for you a holiday With happiness galore; And when it's done, I wish you Happy New Year, and many more.

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New Year Resolution It was January the 1st I turned over a new leaf It was clean on the top side But had bugs underneath.

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A New Years toast to love and laughter and happily ever after A health to you, a wealth to you, And the best that life can give to you. Dance as if no one were watching, Sing as if no one were listening and Live every day as if it were your last.

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Love more, when it is hardest to love. Show compassion, always. Be kind when deserved or not. Be patient, when you are at the end of your rope. Smile, when you are saddest. Pray when you are at your lowest. Thank God when you are at your highest.

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This year's New Year's Eve forecast; A row with the girlfriend, acute loneliness Followed by being mostly drunk with A very slight chance of unconsciousness

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What can be said in New Year rhymes,
That's not been said a thousand times?
The new years come, the old years go,
We know we dream, we dream we know.
We rise up laughing with the light,
We lie down weeping with the night.
We hug the world until it stings,
We curse it then and sigh for wings.
We live, we love, we woo, we wed,
We wreathe our prides, we sheet our dead.
We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear,
And that's the burden of a year.

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Oh My Dear, Forget Ur Fear,
Let All Ur Dreams Be Clear,
Never Put Tear, Please Hear,
I Want to Tell One Thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a Very "Happy New Year..

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Sue's given up picking her nose
And wiping the slime on her clothes
But what she does more
Is what I abhor..
She's eating the fluff from her toes!
Happy new Year

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is blurred
Not recalling
motion
I am moved
again
resolute
Happy New Year

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Happy New Year to you!
May every great new day
Bring you sweet surprises--
A happiness buffet.
Happy New Year to you,
And when the new year's done,
May the next year be even better,
Full of pleasure, joy and fun.

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On New Year's Day a year ago,
I started off the year
by making resolutions
that were probably severe.
I said I'd save my money,
as this seemed so very wise.
I vowed I would improve my health.
I swore I'd exercise.
I stated I would do my homework
every single day.
I'd brush my teeth religiously
to ward off tooth decay.

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It was January the 1st
I turned over a new leaf
It was clean on the top side
But had bugs underneath.

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His name reminds me of breakfast,
I don't think he's ever seen Beefest.
He stared in Apollo 13,
I saw it when I was 14.
In Footloose his rum was a shaken,
His name is Kevin Bacon.

Happy New Year !

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Me and you Share everything,
Secrets, Love, And cries.

But I also noticed I was head to toes in lies.
So once I knew the truth, I figured I'd play a game.

To find out more about you, To see if your the same.
Once the game Started, I found out its a shame,

That you would do that, To make me Feel The Pain.
Now I'm Screaming my Heart Out, Just like I'm Insane.

Happy New Year !

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Raindrops fall from the sky.
As blood drips from my eye.

The ground rips and resists.
As I cut open my wrists.

Sunlight fails to shine.
Darkness becomes my shrine.

Fire shoots up in the air.
As my soul I declare.

Happy New Year !

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It was January the 1st.
I turned over a new leaf.

It was clean on the top side.
But had bugs underneath.

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The gifts are wrapped.
The cookies baked.
My lipstick's on.
My hair is raked.

The turkey's done,
And so, the stuffing.
What's left to do?
My thought is: nothing.

Hurray, it's Christmas.
Pour the wine.
For once, I'm finally
Done on time.

Happy New Year !

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Dad's on a ladder.
Out hanging up lights.
Mom's baking cookies,
And we're having fights.

Grandma is wrapping.
Our gifts by the tree.
We keep on fighting,
My brother and me.

In two days, it's Christmas.
All over our town.
But we won't stop fighting.
Till Santa comes down.

HAPPY NEW YEAR !.

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My New Year Solutions, Not Resolutions.
This year I want to be a monkey.
Jumping from tree to tree.
Next year I can be a donkey.

Braying from sky to sea..
Every year I want to change.
And experience something new.
I wish I am something strange.
Like the disappearing dew.

Wishing You a very Happy "NEW YEAR".

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When the bells all ring and the horns all blow.
And the couples we know are fondly kissing.
Will I be with you or will I be among the missing?

Wonder whose arms will hold you good and tight.
When it's exactly twelve o'clock that night.
Welcoming in the New Year.

Happy New Year !.

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