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Your teacher always said in math, You wasn't very bright, As when you did your adding up, You never got it right. And though it appears so very sad, Twas teacher didn't know how to add, After all these years, to your delight, It's evident you are quite bright, You see your math was always right, For it happens just to be, That if you combine a loverly Lisa, With one fine looking fella, The product is an angel, A precious gift called Ella, So the moral of this story, And it was always meant to be, Is that teacher was so very wrong, As one and one makes three.

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I think I know What it feels like to slip into a coma. I am sitting, My teacher is rambling, And my senses are going. Slowly, I slip Into Darkness.....

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I was just a poor student, struggling to make the grade But you were there for me; you always came to my aid. So from a student that appreciates all that you do,

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Dear teacher.. The school's best hire Never, should you retire Your advice never misfires You, we really admire You never tire You never breathe fire You always inspire You always push us higher

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That smile Those cheekbones She helps with tricky questions About anatomy I wonder about her... That smile Those cheekbones She has no idea How sexy she could... Or does she? Cheeky girl in the lab I like...

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I've had enough of teachers
They're as boring as can be
Standing in the playground
Drinking endless cups of tea
I've had enough of teachers
Telling me what to do
I'd like to stick them to their chairs
with really powerful glue.

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There once was a teacher from Crete
Whose foot size was very petite,
Well her students did plot
And to high school they brought,
Some shoes for oversize feet.

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I was inattentive in Science class one day
When the teacher at random looked my way
I didn't look up, I wouldn't dare
There's no escaping that intense glare.
Asked me to explain to the class
Newton's Law of Gravity and mass
My mind was a blank, heartbeats louder
For an answer I started to flounder.
I stood before the class trembling with fear
"Gravity" I said...and then oh dear!!!
I fell off the stage on to the floor
How the class with laughter did roar.
The children tittered in great amusement
They didn't know my sad predicament
The teacher said, "You've demonstrated gravity"
"Although you did it with much levity".
At length I returned to my seat
With many applause did they greet
Now I look back upon this and ponder
I decide to listen and not let my mind wander.

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I am in class taking anatomy & physiology lecture
Oh!I am so tired I can not even stare at the teacher
He is so talkative & talks too much,as he has a PHD in literature
I can not even take a note,I do not care
I can not wait to see him walk out through the door.
Monday is always boring
But,not as boring as that old slim teacher,who moves like a string
I can't take it anymore shall ask permission

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We have broken all the blackboards
so the teachers cannot write.
We have painted all the toilets black
and all the lockers white.
We have torn up all the math books
and we've locked the school's front door.
There won't be school no more.

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In the presence of my gifted teachers
our classroom becomes a delightful place
In the hands of my gifted teachers
There is laughter in every student's lips
In the company of my gifted teachers
Creative thinking is everywhere
In the palms of my gifted teachers
There is hope that genuinely prospers
In the lectures my gifted teachers
Imagination and knowledge are awakened

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I think I know
What it feels like to slip into a coma.
I am sitting,
My teacher is rambling,
And my senses are going.
Slowly,
I slip
Into
Darkness...

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I fell asleep in class today,
as I was awfully bored.
I laid my head upon my desk
and closed my eyes and snored.
I woke to find a piece of paper
sticking to my face.
I'd slobbered on my textbooks,
and my hair was a disgrace.
My clothes were badly rumpled,
and my eyes were glazed and red.
My binder left a three-ring
indentation in my head.
I slept through class, and probably
I would have slept some more,
except my students woke me
as they headed out the door.

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I have a brief confession
that I would like to make.
If I don't get it off my chest
I'm sure my heart will break.
I didn't do my reading.
I watched TV instead
while munching cookies, cakes, and chips
and cinnamon raisin bread.

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The Lord moved in for a closer look and gently lifted the drop of moisture to His finger where it glistened and sparkled in the light.

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