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I'm in my bed you're in your bed



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Last night you were unhinged



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I cant taste my lips could you do it for me



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I licked it, so it's mine.



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Go ahead. Touch it.



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I love the way you fuck me.



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I'll let you play with mine"



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Im in my bed you're in your bed.



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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.



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Fuck me on this floor right now, Mister



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I am alergice to stupidity, i break out in sarcasm.



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Yes i am dirty mind and you are on it.



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I can't taste my lips, could you do it for me?



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Not when truth is dirty but when it is shallow does the enlightened man dislike to wade into its waters.



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Im a musician first a food-lover second a dirty mouth with feet and a girl last time I checked.



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You must not lose faith in humanity Humanity is an ocean if a few drops of the ocean are dirty the ocean does not become dirty



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Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.




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Woman without curves is like a road without bends...
You may get to your destination quicker,
but the ride is boring as hell.




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The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty.
The activist is the man who cleans up the river.




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"It's a dirty way to fight, but I'm late for lunch."




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I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.




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All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket."





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Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.




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Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.




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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.




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The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget.




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I think I could fall madly in bed with you.




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It's hard for me to get used to these changing times.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.




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I think a girl can be feminine even if she's an athlete.
You just can't be afraid to get dirty.




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If American politics are too dirty for women to take part in,
there's something wrong with American politics.




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I'm a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet,
and a girl last time I checked.




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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.




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We're dirty pop. It's a trend now, but we were the first ones to do it!




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Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.




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How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.




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Gray Davis can run a dirty campaign better than anyone, but he can't run a state.




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Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.




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Behind every successful woman is a basket of dirty laundry.




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The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind.




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A clean fighter in a dirty game.




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The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.




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Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.




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A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.




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An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.




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Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.




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I reject the cynical view that politics is a dirty business.




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I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.




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Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together.




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If you're going to talk shit about me behind my back,
then you might as well say shit to my face.




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Only Dogs go for bones... Real Men go for curves.




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