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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

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It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.

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Love is sharing your popcorn.

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We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

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Let's flip a coin. Heads, I'm yours. Tails, you're mine.

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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

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Gravitation can't be held responsible for people falling in love

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I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?

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Do butterflies feel humans in their stomach when they're in love?

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Honesty is an important part of a relationship. If you can somehow pretend to be so, then you are in.

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We all know love is blind. Only marriage opens your eyes.

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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Use things, not people. Love people, not things.

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

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Love is shown in your deeds not in your words.

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You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories

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Women marry men hoping they will change Men marry women hoping they will not So each is inevitably disappointed.

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How delicious is the winning of a kiss at love's beginning.

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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

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Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

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When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.

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Love: The most fun you can have without laughing.

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Love is being stupid together.

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If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books.

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The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes.

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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

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Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

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Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

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The only people who make love all the time are liars.

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Love is a grave mental disease.

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A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.

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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

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Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!

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Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

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No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

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Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!

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Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.

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Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

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Smile, its the second best thing you could do with your lips.

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It's mind over matter, I don't mind, that you don't matter.

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The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

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I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.

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If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

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Teachers call it "cheating", we call it "teamwork"

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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Boy; I Really Like You. Girl; Cool Story Bro, How many Girls Did You Tell That Too?

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The great question, which I have not been able to answer is, "What does a woman want?"

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Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.

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