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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common --- they both should be changed regularly and for the same reason

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Politics determine who has the power, not who has the truth.

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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right.

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Political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

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In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

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The first duty of a man is to think for himself

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Politics have no relation to morals.

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We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.

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Voting is a civic sacrament.

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A politician...one that would circumvent God.

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Suppose you were an idiot,and suppose you were a member of Congress;but I repeat myself.

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If ignorance goes to forty dollars a barrel,I want drilling rights to George Bush's head.

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Democracy: Where any two idiots outvote a genius

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"A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.

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"I'm on a government watch list. But I'm not interested, because government
watches only work twenty minutes out of every hour."

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"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.
But I repeat myself."

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The mightiest of weapons is truth. And
everyone knows you r not permitted to enter a Government building with a weapon

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The smallest minority on earth is the individual.
Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.

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And after I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office.

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If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow.

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It is more difficult to organize a peace than to win a war;
but the fruits of victory will be lost if the peace is not organized.

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There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people.

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If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain.

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You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.

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A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits.

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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

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We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.

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Any 20 years old who isn't a liberal doesn't have a heart
and any 40 years old who isn't a conservative doesn't have a brain.

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Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.

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A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

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A war for a great principle ennobles a nation......

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Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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Politicians are the same all over. Thy promise to build a bridge even where thy is no river.

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There are always too many Democratic congressmen,
too many Republican congressmen and never enough U.S. congressmen.

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The whole history of da world is summed up in the fact that,
when nations are strong, thy are not always just, and when thy wish to be jst, thy are no longer strong.

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I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

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Politics is supposed to be the 2nd oldest profession.
I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the 1st.

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Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.

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Politics is not a bad profession.
If you succeed there are many rewards,
if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

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Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.

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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

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Politics is the art of achieving the maximum amount of freedom
for individuals that is consistent with the maintenance of social order.

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A healthy democracy requires a decent society;
it requires that we are honorable, generous, tolerant and respectful.

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"Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion is."

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Politics, A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.

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All Governments, including the worst on earth and the most tyrannical on earth,
are free Governments to that portion of the people who voluntarily support them.

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Being in politics is like being a football coach.
You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.

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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

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Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

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If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

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