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We go together like "copy" and "paste." Happy Anniversary Baby!

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People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it's no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman.

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My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met

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I never know whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses.

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My husband and I celebrated our 38th wedding anniversary. You know what I finally realized? If I had killed the man the first time I thought about it, I'd have been out of jail by now.

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Drug stores understand life. That's why the Anniversary cards and Sympathy cards are right next to each other.Happy Anniversary dear

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I'm so happy I married you. Carrying in my own groceries really sucked when I was single.Happy Anniversary!

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On our anniversary, I want you to know how much happiness and satisfaction I got from annoying the hell out of you all these years. I also want you to know that have no plans of stopping anytime soon. Happy anniversary, dear husband!

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Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail. I call that a win. Happy Anniversary.

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Congratulations! Cheer's to another year of suffering and misery.

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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

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Will spend the rest of our life together Now, then and forever.

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Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

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Happy Anniversarry to the first husband I'll ever have.

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A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love trust, partnership tolerance and tenacity The order varies for any given year.

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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Anniversary: A time to celebrate the beauty gift and the blessing of enduring love.

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Love is there when both person are more concerned for the other than for one's self.

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Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought

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The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.

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Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

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My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met.

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Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought.

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Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.

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Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end.

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The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed.

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With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.

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Are we not like two volumes of single book ?

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Knowing you will be with me in all my tomorrows, makes my today so wonderful.

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By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

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Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.

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Are we not like two volumes of single book.

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Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

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Old age is when it takes you longer to get over a good time than to have it.

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

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Children will be children - even after they are fifty years old.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.

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The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.

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Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

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Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

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