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Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

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Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.

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You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.... Yung No Mo

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We turn not older with years but newer every day.

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He not busy being born is busy dying.

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Some people take a shot for every year they have been alive but I don't recommend it for you. At your age, you could have a barrel of whiskey and still not make it.

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Don't let anyone tell you that you are old, especially if you can hear them say it without having to read lips.

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It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

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Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!

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Happy Birthday! May you live to be old and toothless.

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Act your age not your shoe size.

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A nap chance sounds better than a lap dance.

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Like good wine, you get better with the years.

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Every year in your birthday you can an opportunity to start a fresh.

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A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

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They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.

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Happiness is like peeing in your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth And that's what you feel today Happy Birthday.

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

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The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

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Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

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To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

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You are not forty; you're eighteen with twenty-two years of experience.

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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

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Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

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Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

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Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.

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Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

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Today be aware of how you are spending your 120 beautiful moments and spend them wisely.

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My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of...Lord only knows.

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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.

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Old age is a good stage compared to the next stage of life.

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There is always a child in every person- wonder where it's hiding now.

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The only constant thing in this world is change and birthdays every year!

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At your age,you've got achy, breaky everything !

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There is still no cure for the common birthday.

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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

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No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

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When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

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Few women disclose their age. Lesser number of men acts their age.

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To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

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People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

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Men grow old, pearls grow yellow, there is no cure for it.

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Looking thirty is great- if you're fifty.

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Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.

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Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

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It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

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Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.

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A diplomatic husband said to his wife: How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?

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Birthdays are nature way of telling us to eat more cake.

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Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

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You were born an original. Don't die a copy.

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