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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

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"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!"

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It's the first time I've ever seen you look ugly. And that makes me kind of happy.

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I'll have what she's having.

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The Dude is just trying to have a good time and go bowling.

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You know, it takes two to get one in trouble.

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First rule of leadership: everything is your fault.

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"God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."?

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"What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here."

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Bob: "Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately." Peter: "I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob."

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Go ahead, make my day.

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"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"

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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

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The royal penis is clean, your Highness!

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"Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Hey! Think, McFly. Think!"

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You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen which doesn't say much for you.

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I love my dead gay son.

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This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.

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You know the difference between you and me? I make this good look.

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I will bitch slap you back to Africa

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Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.

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Glue... very powerful stuff.

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Hey! You guys make me ink

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Never judge a book by its movie.

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I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

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Do you prefer fashion victim or ensemblelly challenged?'

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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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I know they were just kids...but man we beat the fuck out of them!

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Old age.It's the only disease Mr. Thompson that you don't look forward to being cured of.

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I'm not bad I'm just drawn that way.

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The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love and to let it come in.

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Do or do not there is no try.

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Dont say we aren't right for each other the way i see it is we aren't right for anyone else.

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My husband and I fell in love at first sight maybe I should have taken a second look.

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All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

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Tomorrow's not just tomorrow. It's like the future, why'know?

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Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.

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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.

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I know they were just kids...but man we beat the fuck out of them!

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I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

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I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

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I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

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Do you prefer fashion victim or ensemblelly challenged?

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I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall b my squishy.

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You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music.

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'The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.'

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If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!

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"I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family... At least I think it does... Where are they?"

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This is one of those days that the pages of history teach us are best spent lying in bed.

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