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This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds.

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The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.

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It is red and it taps on the window .... A baby in a microwave.

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I am born this way, but what is your excuse?

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Will we play the hulk together??....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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When somebody says "Expect the unexpected"
slap them in the face and say "
You didn't expect that did you."

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Creativity is thinking up new things.
Innovation is doing new things.

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On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!

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I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the ...
Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...

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I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ..

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Will we play D hulk together??.....
I will be tall and strong and U green and ugly!!!

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You know when you are really too fat?
When you are on the beach and Greenpeace
carries U back 2 D sea.

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Why do men fart more often than women ?
Because women do not keep their mouth
shut long enough 2 build up D pressure..

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On the door of a toilet....
Some people come here to sit and wonder,
I come here to shit like thunder!

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A woman iZ a marvellous creation,
she produces milk without eating grass,
she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet
even when iT does not rain ND sucks without
needing power.

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"Every moment of your life is a picture
which you had never seen before
and which you'will never see again.
So enjoy and live life and make each moment beautiful."

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"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes:
chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire."

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"If someone is too tired to give U a smile,
leave one of your own,
because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none 2 give."

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THIz iS UR bosss: "U r allOweD 2 read the newspaper during D working HOURS
and certainly DONT misss the job addds."

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"Do just once what others say U can't do, and
you will never pay attention 2 their limitations again."

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It is red & it taps on the window.
A baby in a microwave.

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Why do men far more often than women?
Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the force.

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To refuse to do something
that is wrong
although everyone else
May be doing it
with attitudes as carefree
As a summer song.

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This is your boss:
"You are allowed to read the newspaper
during the working hours and do certainly
not miss the job adds.

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The more Silently love is expressed,
The more it is deeply bound to impress.
No wonder GOD loves us in silence & gives us d miracle of good friends

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I think you r ugly and stupid,
u are a real pain in the
Wait a moment
ohh no, I do have the rite no.

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A woman is a marvelous creation, she produces milk without eating grass,
she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain
& sucks without needing power

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Roses are red ...
Violets are blue ...
but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!

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boss: You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours &
do certainly not miss the job adds.

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Okay honey, we will try one more time!!
How do you spell 'IQ'?

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When I was a baby, I played with toys.
Now I'm a lady and I play with boys.

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Roses are red, violets are blue,
when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!

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Women are just like frogs
.
They have a big mouth & are scared of the stork.

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Nice hair, a shame that u sit on it.

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It is red & it taps on the window ..
.................. A baby in a microwave.

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The hats whirled skyward

carried by bright, new hopes & propelled by big, daring dreams!
Congrats on your graduation !

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even if it is not shining.
I beieve in Love
even when I am alone.
I believe in God
even when He is silent.

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That is wrong
Although everyone else
May be doing it
With attitudes as carefree
As a summer song.

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With walls of granite, steep and high

Invite the fearless foot to scale
Their stairway toward the sky.

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or their clothes, or for their fancy car
but because they sing a song only you can hear.

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She does not feel comfortable squeezes her legs, & so his glasses broke.

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A fart is a flying planet, created by God & produced by men..

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On the door of a toilet,
Some people come here to sit & wonder,
I come here to shit like thunder!

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Rah na pao gy kbhe bhula kar dekh lo
Yakeen ni aata to azma kar dekh lo
Har jaga mehsoos ho ge kami humare
Apne mehfil ko kitna be saja kr dekh lo

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yoU are so beautiful, gorgeous and faithful..
. It is a pity that I don't like animals!!!

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you know when you were really too fatty?
When you were on the beach & Greenpeace carried you back to the sea.

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Why do males fart more often than women ?
Because women dont keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

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I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !

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Will we play the hulk together??..
.I'll be tall and strong and you green and ugly

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I do not swear,
I do not smoke & I dont drink!
Oh damned My cigarete has fallen in my glasss of beer ...

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