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Q: A is the father of B. But B is not the son of A. How's that possible? A: B is the daughter



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Q: What is it that if you have, you want to share me, and if you share, you do not have A: A secret



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Q: Which one is correct? "Penguins flies" or "A Penguin flies" A: Neither. Penguins don't fly.



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Q: What two things can you never eat for breakfast? A: Lunch and dinner.



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Q: How can a girl go 25 days without sleep? A: She sleeps at night.



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Q: Why did the house go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a window pane/pain.




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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.




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What two words, when combined hold the most letters?
Answer: Post Office




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Q: What did the actress do when she saw her first strands of gray hair?
A: She thought she would dye [die]
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Why do some cricket players never sweat?
Answer: Because they have huge fans!




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A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman an attractive girl named Sarah.
The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week.
Before he left he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?




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When u get woken up at midnight by a phone cal:
sorry! Were u sleeping?
Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought i was sleeping,hw dumb!




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Serious question
If Harry Potter has magical power..
Why the hell he needs to wear glasses?




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"DO aurton ko 20 sal ki saza mli 20 sal ek 7 jail me
guzarne k bad jb 2no riha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha:
"Chalo ab baqi baten GHr phnch KR krte hyn" ;




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What do you call a black MAN flying a plane?
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if you tried 2 think other than pilot you are racist;)




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What is the fastest THING WE type?





"OUR PASSWORD"




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Question-What do you DO after india WINS the football world CUP ?

Answer.
Switch off the playstation :P




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Similarity between Facebook 'n Jail
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In Both THE Cases you SI 'n Waste time
n' Write on Walls.. !!




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Do any one knows the 2 persons...
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... ... ... . .

Who SHAKE hands N Nokia CELL phones ? :-D




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What Is The Biggest Benefit
Of Having Girlfriend In The
Same College Or School
Where You STUDY???
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100% Attendance ... =P =D




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What would happen if women ruled the world?


There would be no WARS.
Just a bunch of jealous countries NOt TALKING 2 each other... ;->




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Sir: What do u know about chemistry?

Student: Hydrogen, Sodium, Helium,
Chlorin, Florin, Shirin, Naushin, Farhin, Amrin,
Samrin, Afrin, Yasmin, Nasrin... ;-)




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The answer to d toughest question
ever is here!!

wen do u know U r in LOVE.....
U know U r in LOVE
wen U start looking for the
cheapest mobile PLAN :p :p :p




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Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?

A: So they can stand closer 2 the kitchen SINK....




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Q : What's the difference between Mother's & Girlfriend's tears??
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A Classic Answer..
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Mother's tears "EFFECT Our HEART"
&
Girlfriend's tears "EFFECT Our POCKET"




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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and
I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.




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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender,
but you don't have a top for it.




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Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.




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I have a mind like a steel trap.
Stuff gets in there and WHAMS!
It never gets back out again.




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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
It's just that yours is stupid.




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I thought about how mothers feed their
babies with tiny little spoons and forks so
I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?




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Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do 'practice'?
It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate
in the bottom half of their class.




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When Do you Know you are In LOVE.....
you Know you are In LOVE
When you Start Looking For The
Cheapest Mobile Plan...




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What is a divorce?
A sign that two people cannot agree what to fight about!




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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School?
She had a Bright Student.




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Q: How do you make a Swiss roll ?
A: Roll it down a hill.




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Q: Why did the boy throw a clock out of the window?
A: Because he thought time could fly.



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A man can sleep around
No questions asked?
But if a woman makes
19 or to0 mistakes
She's tramp.




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If someone with multiple personalities
Threatens to kill him
Is it considered a hostage situation?




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(Q) Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

(A) Because they have big fingers




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Dimag hay To Jawab do:-

Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???

Answer=Tumare Daddy(Papa)




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Q. WAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER Husband IS EVERY NIGHT?
A. WIDOW




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Ek Aadmi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
Poocho Kyoon.?
Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.




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Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...




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Insaan sub se ziada Mafi kiz kay samne mangta ha ??
Guess
Bihkari k samney
" Maaf karo Baba"




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Q. Kalidas ka 1 bhai agar joote banata to us ka naam kya hota?
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adidas.




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Question: What has for wheels and flies?
Ans: garbage truck!




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Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?




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If it's true That we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?




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Teacher: "Gorge Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it.
Now do u know y his father didn't punish him ?
1 Student: "Because Gorge still had the axe in is hand.




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Q: If man evolved from monkeys and apes,
Why do we still have monkeys and apes?




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Professor : if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love




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Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: "What Men Know About Women."




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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary and private secretary?
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
and
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR




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MIZS: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Pappu : Teacher, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.




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If marriages were made in heaven then what was made in HELL!!!!!

Days after marriage



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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?


Student: Father in law




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There is always "DRIVE SLOW" board near schools.
But not near girl's college. Y?




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Teacher: "Sam, You talk allot !"
Sam : "Its our family tradition".
Teacher: What do You mean?
Sam : Teacher, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher: "What about ur mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".




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Hello, this is Death! Please answer when You are ready




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Q: Woh kya hy jo Dil main han, Mann main hy par Dhadkan main ni?
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Socho socho
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Ans. Aary Aamir Khan !!!!!!!




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Q. RAM SEETA HY ... TO RAM KAUN HY ??
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Ans - TAILOR ( darzi )




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When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?




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If honesty is the best policy, then is dishonesty the second best policy?




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What ends with F and ends with K?
Answer: A Fire truck!!!! What were you thinking??




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