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Funny Facebook Status Messages

I know its horrible to ask but.. could i borrow your face for Halloween?



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Son, what do you want for your birthday? Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.



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People say that love is in every corner... I must be walking in circles.



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You always stop and stare, why not just take a picture?



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My boss wants to send me for training in Time Management. Yeah. Like I'm supposed to fit that into my already overloaded schedule.



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Last night I renamed my iPod ‘The Titanic' so when I plug it in it says ‘"The Titanic is Syncing."




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friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.




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A man escapes from jail and appears from on a school ground being watched by a young girl..
Man : I'm FREE!.
Girl : So?....I'm four, I'm older!..




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Teacher: Jab mein tumharay jitna tha
Tou mere 100/100 marks aatay thy
Me: Atay hongay sir, Apko koi
Acha teacher perhata hoga




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TEACHER: Sarah, go to the map and find North America .
SARAH: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Sarah!




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Woman is the most harmless, Self-controlled, well mannered, undisturbed,
non-violent Human Being
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Until her Nail Polish gets dry..!




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I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on
how to combine marriage and a career.. :)




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SUPERB IDEA FOR VALENTINE'S DAY:
1. Ask what she wants.
2. Buy online.
3. Enter her address.
4. Select 'Cash On Delivery'.




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The awkward moment when ;)

when your friend is arguing with their
parents &

their parents turns towards you
and asks

"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz





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Man 1:- I Do Not Want To Marry Becoz I Am Afraid Of ALL Women..

Man 2:- Get Married Soon, Then U Will Be Afraid Of Only ONE Woman &
Start Loving Other Women......




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Beautiful Lines:
__________________
__________________
__________________
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__________________
__________________
Next time, I'll send you beautiful circles!




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It's Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That's Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday




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Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess??
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti




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One boy went to MEET his girlfriend
when he came back at home
MOM asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: KIS liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D




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Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it DESERVE.




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A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. .
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Dad asked: "how did u feel?"
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It replied: "Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me"

Moral: Take evrything positively




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2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My SISTER,
I Will Marry Ur SISTER




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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)




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PlZzzzz
pray 4 me
My Condition is serious.
I am Getting Day by day
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More Beautiful

More Good Looking
&
More Cute!
Dua Kro menu nazar na Lge:-)




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Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!




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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"




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After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D




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SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!




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3 easy ways 2die..
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1.Have a cigaret daily U'll die 10yrs earlier
2.Drink daily U'll die 30yrs earlier
3.Love some1 truely U'll die daily...




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A line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P



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Boy : Is this your first kiss ? . .. . .
Girl(angrily): OFCOURSE IT IS..!!
why do all you guys always ask the same question ?
Maths sir: what is a line?
A genius answerd:
A line is a dot, going 4 a walk!
Sir:-so wht r parallel lines.?
A dot going for a walk with his girlfrnd.




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Girlfriend Called her Boyfriend
GF: Honey where are you?
BF: I'm at the bank.
GF: Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.
BF: Sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish???




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the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful,
why doesn't it rain on you




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A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zra




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70% girl sweet hoti hen,
75% beautiful,
85% intelligent,
90% masoom,


&


100% pyari hoti hen,

kul mila kar

70+75+85+90+100=sab ki sab 420 hoti hen




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Still not asleep?
I used to sleep at night,
then I discovered the internet.




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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me,
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born?




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Dear Girls,

If A Guy Pauses His PLAY STATION
Just To Text You Back ..
Marry Him

. Dear Boys,

If A Girl Ruins Her Wet NAIL
POLISH Just To Text You Back ..
Marry Her



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A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE
Demotion of Salman Khan
2009: Wanted: IPS
2010: Dabbang : Inspector
2011: Body Guard
Upcoming Films
2012: Security Guard
2013: Watchman
2014: Postman



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Why don't men often show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any. 1 :P




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It's very easy
To eat sweet chocolate,
Speak sweet words,
Watch sweet dreams
But
It's very difficult
To
find a sweet person.
But I salute you.
That you find me.




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Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,
I dont worry I dont cry,
Im just happy that cows cant fly!




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Forward to you friends and get funny replies. . !
Imagine I am in jail
What you thinks that
What crime I had done
Reply must . . .




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Can we do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood.
Just a little bit of kissing and biting.

Reply me soon!

Yours lovingly.

"Mosquito".




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If I was an artist.
You would be my picture!.
If I was a poet.
You would be my inspiration!.
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist




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Do you know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?

Both don't exist.




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DREAM
Makes all things Possible.
HOPES
Makes all things work.
LOVE
Makes all things beautiful.
SMILE Makes all the Above work Possible
So.
ALWAYS BRUSH YOUR TEETH.




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Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
And suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back.

Man gets up, jumps out of the window
hurts himself, and then realizes:
Damn, I am the husband.




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Teacher :
What should be in a Book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy:
A girl on the cover
And
No cover on the girl.




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MBBS Final Exam
Question: Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_
Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE




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Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver and wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.




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World's shortest jokes :
Two Women sitting quietly!
Two pathan playing chess!
Girlfriend pays the bill.
Need more?!
You are so beautiful




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How does lazy people like you take bath during winter
they stand in front of a mirror
Throw water on the mirror
and say....Ohh marr gya itnna thanda paani




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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like to boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!




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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
And
Those inside are desperate to come out..




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Bomb blast k baad Aadmi chilla raha tha O khudaya! Mera hath urh gaya
Pathan: hosla karo mat ro, daikho us Aadmi ka sar urh gaya hai,woh Bhi to chup ha.




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In the hall of examination.
Supervisor: Why you wrote the formula on ur hand.
Student: Because my professor advice me that the formulas must be on ur finger tips.




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Out of four people one is Chinese.
If ur father, ur mother and ur brother are not Chinese,
then it must be YOU.




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Eik Baar Terrorist na Burhia Ky Pas Bomb Rakh Diyaaa.
Log Chillaye
Budhiya Bomb,
Budhiya Bomb
Woh Sharmae aur Boli
Wou to Main Jawane Main thi




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Wives are like Incoming Calls
Lovers are like Outgoing Calls
Aunties are like toll free Calls
Call girls are like Roaming Calls
Neighbor Girls are like Missed Calls




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A boy goes to sees a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did you sees anything there that You were not supposed to see?

Boy: yea, I saw dad there!





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Hitler says,
there is no word likes IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya faidah?
Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na




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Which Is The Most Beautiful Feeling In The World..?? .
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When You Try 2 Look At Your Friend And You Find That Your
Friend Is Already looking At You.. !!

LOCATION : Examination Hall




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Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But then they go, they
take your house and car with them.




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Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.




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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?

Pupil: A teacher.




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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND!




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