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There's no such thing as a stupid idea, it's just you

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Your head is so big, you don't have dreams you have movies...

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Your intelligence is my common sense.

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Just keep talking, I yawn when I'm interested

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90% of the time I say `BRB` it just means I don`t want to talk to you anymore..

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I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

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Men or shoes? I choose shoes. They last longer.

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Oh, my bad. I'm sorry for bothering you. I forgot I only exist when you need me for something.

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Tumhe dekh k aisa lgta he k
insan pehele bandar tha
dekho gussa mat hona
warna, aisa lgta he k
insan aaj b bandar he.

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Birds love u..
.

Giraffe love u..
.

Goat love u..
.

Elephant love u..
.

Go 2 zoo..
.

They all miss YOU!!

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Tujhe dekh k
khara hota hai

Meri Hasratoon ka
Minarr......

wah
wah
As Jhuk zara
main dal dun

Tere Gale mein
Phoolon ka Haar
BE POSITIVE
mere yar...???

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U r a nice person..
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning..
1st. pray to God so that u can live...
2nd.take a bath so that others can live...

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You must have gift of the gab to impress the interviewer with your creative examples.
And you don't need to have second thoughts to pursue your dreams.

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For the girl who says that all the boys r SAME should be asked
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who told HER to try ALL OF THEM.?

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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ?
one was caught watching tv ?
another playing football
and the third one was caught reading this txt message

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It?s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!

It?s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

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I ?m a Very Responsible Person

(?;?)

Whenever something Goes Wrong, everybody says that I?m Responsible for it?

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A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot
or in the ground?..
Same way you are always my friend
whether you are in central jail
or mental Hospital?

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The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn?t it rain on you?

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Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai,
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.
.
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National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai=))

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Read its very fast.
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

CONGRATULATION! now you make a sweet puppi.

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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ..

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lon..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

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Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!

&
When i look at u & i don't laugh,
thats called self control:-)

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I just feel u....

Whenever I feel u....
I just miss u .....
Whenever i miss u ....
I just wanna See u .... Do u know why.......

It's juts because ............

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

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U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

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Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

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Teacher :- You StuPid! At Your Age
EinsTen RanKed First In Class,,,,
What About You ???

StuDenT :- Sir At Your Age HitLer
Commited SuiCide...!
What About You ???

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(_),,~.____
"\,/" :. : :.)'\,
!,!,!"""!,!,!"

bhains bheji hai
roj 10 kg Dudh deti hai.
Dudh bech Kar balance dalwao aur sms bhejo

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Sometimes, my mind asks.
Why I miss you? Why I care for you?
Why I remember you? Why I text you?
Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe.
Now, you're smiling!

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; ; ; ; ; ;
c(".") c(".")
'"" '""

Specal TEA

1 ap k Liye

Or

Dosri

B

ap k Liye
Qk

Dono me makhi gir gai thi...

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I Like Grapes
Because It's One less.
And I Like you
Because

You are Brainless
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Feel bad?
Come On yar,
Its just A
.

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Fact...

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A Very-Very Classic Insult...

Girl: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon...
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Boyfrnd: Are!!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya...???

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There is a good news for you.
you are going to usa soon.
Some scientist will take you there.
cuz they want to test that how can you live without your brain.

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you are Ultimate
you are Lovely
you are Likable
you are Unique
In short ...... you are ULLU !!!

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Light can replace Dark,
Success can replace Failure,
Smile can replace Pain,
But nothing can replace YOU,
WHY?
.
.
cuz Defective piece
No replacement....

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Style of break up: Boy bought a gift for his Girlfriend.
girl:What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: you wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST...

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21st Century is truly: LIFELESS
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS...

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I saw you on ROAD today. you were luking SO fine,
your face SO divine, your walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

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Sometimes, my mind asks.
why I miss you? why I care for you?
why I remember you? why I text you?
then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe.
Now, you are smiling! =)

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I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you ....
I love you the most.
I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA G said People should LOVE animals.

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today, i had a dream that you were with me.
I kissed you, you kissed me! I hugged you, you hugged me
. I loved you, you loved me. to bad it was all just a dream.

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Scientific Question for you..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
towards the EMPTY SPACE.

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Have you can a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

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Press Down if u think you are MAD.
I can't Believe you Did that!
Again?
for God Sake! LORD!!
why you still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

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From Moon to Sun, From Jan to Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed.
for me, you have always been a headache

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If someone ask me What is Meant by life
I would Sit Next to My Friends
Pull them Close together
Put My Arms around them & Say Proudly
"these IDIOTS are My Life" so proud to be idiots..

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do you want to go to USA
Here's a chance for you
Mr Obama is waiting for you
to be in white house
Get ready
Because
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.
.
.
He's in search of a dog for his daughter!

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Scientists all over the world are wondering
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them your right age.

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Kabhi hosla bhi azmany chahiye, buray waqt my muskurana chahiye...
Jab satvay din may khujli ho to athveen din naha lena chahiye..

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Yar network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
the smaller the cheaper!
congrats you can make free calls! lolz

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Agr Anupam Kheer Don hota to dialouge kyaa hota?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intizaar to 11 shehron ke naayee kar rahy hain,
par meeray sir pr baal aanaa mushkil hee naee naa mumkin hy...

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two devils came in to my dreams.
they said we want to disturb some nice persons.
I suggest them your name.
they said we can't disturb our boss.

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

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If someone says you're not looking good,
just say-
excuse me!
I'm not your mirror.

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The MIDDLE FINGER
Speaks For Itself,
But
Some People Aren't Even
Worth The Little Bit Of
Energy It Takes To Raise It. . .

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