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Biwe: Sath wale ghar main larayi ho rhi ha ap zra ja kar dekhain Shohar: Ak dfa gaya the isilye larayi ho rhi ha



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AIK DIN US NE POCHA TUMHARA DIL KIS KE PASS HAI ME NE MUSKHARA KE JAWAB DIYA LUNGS KE PASS



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I'm not staring at your boobs,
I'm staring at your heart!




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How can you tell a head nurse?
She's the one with the dirty knees!




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A pathan want to commit suicide, When asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan said: My wife ran with my Best Friend
& i can"t live without my friend.




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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.




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!..GHAZAL..!
(‘,') <)(> .!! Ghar Sy Bhag Gai
Hain. Jis Ko Mili Us Ki




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Mom:Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo "DON'T"
Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna
"STOP"
2nd day Beti:
MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to Me ne b ek sath kaha
"DON'T STOP"




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Life's Irony Little Girls
Want Barbie Dolls And Little
Boys Want Big Cars. After
Growing Up Big Girls Want
Cars And Big Boys Want
Barbie Dolls.




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Life Is The Way How
You Look At It:
"LIVETOGETHER"
Some Will Read As:
"Live Together"

Others Will Read As:
"Live To Gather"
AND Some Will Read It As:
"Live To Get Her"
:-D :-x




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Girlfriend Ko Apni
Palko Par Bitha Lo,
De K Khushi Us K Sary
Gham Chura Lo
Pyar Karo Us Ki Saheli
K Samne Itna K..
Us Ki Saheli Bhi Aa K
Kahy
JANU Muje Bhe Phasa Lo..




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Sign board at a pakistani petrol pump
"please don't smoke here!
we know your life has no value
But
Petrol is very
expensive"




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AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous




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'1 day I read smoking is bad. "I stop smoking"
1 day I read drinking is bad
"I stop drinking"
1 day I read making Girl friendS is bad habit
" I stop
reading" lOlzz'




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Height of
bravery!
Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:
"Hey SwEeTy!"
"CARRYY ON DONT STOP"...




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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets,
L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college regularly....




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Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh.
It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!




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Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES




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A Boy Disturbs a Girl At Bus Stop
Girl:Don't you've Mother n Sister at Home?
Boy: No
.
.
Girl: To Ghar Le Chal Na Pagal,
Yahan Time Pass Kyon Kar Raha Hai.




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How wud u tell ur GF if u want to go to toilet on 1st date.
Dear I've to go to shake hands with my close friend
with whom I'm going to introduce u later!




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A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area and asked for her profession.
Prostitute: I'm a social engineer
Policeman – What do you do?
Prostitute- I build and destroy erections!




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Teacher: Dog?
Student- Bow Bow!
Teacher: Cat?
Student: Meowwwwww.
Teacher- Lion?
Student: Aah Aah Aah Aaah
.
.
.
.
.
. Teacher: I said LION, Not ‘Leone'..! =P




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Why was newton surprised to c a naked girl?
bcoz something started moving upwards which was against law of gravity!




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Caterpillar last words to a guy who's about to kill him
u r just jealous that i can make ur girlfriend scream louder than u can. :P




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GIRLS STUPIDITY:- . They wont give their phone no. even to a KNOWN PERSON.
. But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR..




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" Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death?
Save the world? so plz start teeth brushing regularly "




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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"




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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"




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What's common between the sun and women's underwear?

a) Both are hot
b) Both look better while going down
c) Both disappear by night.




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Baby: Uss aunty ka pait kiyon phola hai
PAPAA: I know tu sab jantaaa hai
Baby: I dont know
PAPA: In kay pait mein paani bhara hai
Baby: Papaa phir bacha tu doob jy gaa




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Interviewer: Where where yo born?
Sardar ji: Punjab,
interviewer: which part?
Sardar ji : poori body was born in punjab...."




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It takes a million compliments to build you up
& one insult to send it all crashing down.




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Be smart and don't let me go,
A girl like me and a love like mine don't come around every day.




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LOVE is like a long sweet dream;
MARRIAGE is the alarm clock.




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