Naughty Text Messages

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Naughty Facebook Status

From the moment I saw u
I wanted to be inside u
I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels
the way u tighten and loosen NEW SHOES..




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What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.




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If one has sex with a prostitute against her will,
is it considered rape or shoplifting?




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Once you begin being naughty,
it is easier to go and on and on,
and sooner or later something dreadful happens.




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MERI" or "SHARUKH KHAN" Ki
1 Aadat Same Hy What . .?????
Na Main Usay MSG Karta Hon,
Na Woh MuJhe MSG Karta Hay.




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Optimist: A woman who loads up the CD changer before making love!




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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!




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Women are like fruits.
Every woman has her own
unique taste and color,
The problem is with men,
they seem to love fruit chaat




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Come here.
Take off your pants and get on top of me....
Do your stuff until your totally satisfied
that's why I'm your TOILET!




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Teacher: what is a blue film? Student:
It is a family movie, which the whole family watches,
but alone at different times..



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one day I read smoking is bad. "I stop smoking"
one day I read drinking is bad "I stop drinking"
one day I read making Girl friendS is bad habit
" I stop reading" ....



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Congratulations!
You have been voted as the "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me..



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What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"...



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Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come to an end,
But
people like you remain forever
because ghosts never die...




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always start ur day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a the daily habit, and you'll always Be SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.




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You're Attractive, Gorgeous, Sexy, Intelligent,
Smart, Charming, Sophisticated, Fit, Kind and Generous.
In fact you are becoming more like me everyday!




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Molvi England club main chala gya:
Wahan ja k khob nacha or dance
krny k bad bola.


O yara koi hum ko ye to batayain k ye
"Urss" kis ka hai..




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Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
STATUtoRY WARNING:
Objects inside the T-Shirt are
larger then they appear from outside.




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The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour

Don't whistle at the girl going out from here
She might be ur grand mother.




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What is the height of Flirting?
When ur love letter starts with "to WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".




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Wives are incoming calls,
Lovers are outgoing calls,
Aunties are toll-free calls,
Callgirls are Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls are Missed Calls.




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Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C
it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it.
Student said, sir i love you and you love your daughter.
it means i love your daughter




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A baby dog asks mama dog
How papa looks like.Mama dog said:
your dad came from behind I do not have the chance to see his face carefully




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What's common between the sun and women's underwear?
a) Both are hot
b) Both look better while going down
c) Both disappear by night.




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Never reject a girl in life because a good girl gives you Happiness and bad girls gives you experience.
. Both are essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!




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Hr laal rang RED ni hota
Hr murda DEAD ni hota
Kaisy kahoon per ya hi sach hai
Hr koi aap ki tarah MAD ni hota

MAD bolay to

M-Mara
A-Attractive
D-Dost



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One they Santaa's Girl friend asks him,
darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santaaa: Yea sure, Give me ur mobile Number




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Whats the difference between magnet and woman?
Magnet has a positive side...



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Intelligent Man and Intelligent Woman = Romance
Stupid Man and Intelligent Woman = Affair
Intelligent Man and Stupid Woman = Pregnancy
Stupid Man and Stupid Woman = Marriage




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Baby: Uss aunty ka pait kiyon phola hai
PAPAA: I know tu sab jantaaa hai
Baby: I dont know
PAPA: In kay pait mein paani bhara hai
Baby: Papaa phir bacha tu doob jy gaa




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Interviewer: Where where yo born?
Sardar ji: Punjab,
interviewer: which part?
Sardar ji : poori body was born in punjab...."




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Ap prayshan han?
thek sy neend nahi ati?
sotay huay jag jaty hain?
Ab mazed preshani ke zrorat ni,
ab a gya



PAMPER
chain sy sona khoob barhna




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It takes a million compliments to build you up & one insult to send it all crashing down.



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LOVE is like a long sweet dream; MARRIAGE is the alarm clock.



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Be smart and don't let me go, A girl like me and a love like mine don't come around every day.



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It takes a million compliments to build you up & one insult to send it all crashing down.



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LOVE is like a long sweet dream; MARRIAGE is the alarm clock.



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Be smart and don't let me go, A girl like me and a love like mine don't come around every day.



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