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Rude Sms

This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:
try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?
one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!




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I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.




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Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?



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sorry apko itne raat me destarb keya ap mera 1 kam kar do please ye message delete kar do or so jao thenk u dost



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How Dogs and Women are alike?
Neither believe that silence is golden,
Neither can balance a checkbook &
Both put too much value on kissing.




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Give me some sun shine!
Give me some rain!
Give me some other girl'z number!
I m single once again!!:-D
nananananana:-P




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A lady to beggar:"i hav seen u s0me where.....but cant remember"
Beggar"OH MADAM u f0rg0t"
"we r friends on Faceb0ok....!!":-




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Old people used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks &
saying that you are the next.
They stopped doing that when I started doing the same to them at funerals!!




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Girls are smartest Creature on this Earth.
You know why??
They Listen half.
... Understand Quarter

And tell Double:-DP-)




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**My att!tudE**

".Log meRe baaray Me Kya sochTE haiN."
".aGar Ye bhe me sochun to ph¡R l0g kya sochein gAy.. :-)




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"CONGRATS" U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association'
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A's.




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Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking




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T H E
P R O B A B I L I T Y
O F
S O M E O N E
W A T C H I N G
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Y O U
I S

P R O P O T I O N A L
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T O
T H E
S T U P I D I T Y

O F
UR

"A C T I O N"




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Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with?
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!




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I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!



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U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live...




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From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings for u
have never changed.
For me, you've always been
a headache



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Scientific Question For U..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The EMPTY SPACE.








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If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey.




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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ...
one was caught watching tv ...
another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.




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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking,
nice friends, charming, funny, well...
Enough about ME! How about you?




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Dear God, thank you for making me healthy.
Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy,
please make all my friends fat. Amen.




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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?




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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down*
........ .....
........ .....
........ .....
How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*




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I may be far for a min, for a hr,
for a day, for a month, but I'll always be there for you.
I may not be able to always say good morning, good evening,
good night, but, I'll never say Good Bye...




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My love for you is like water,
Falling countless...
The beating of my heart for you
Is heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is
Precious and endless




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Tumhary Sath Chaltay
Hein Hazaroon Chahnay
Wala...
Mery Honay Na Honay Sy
Tumhay Kiya Fark Parhta
Ha.




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If ever I was rude to you,
If ever I was angry with you,
If ever I misbehaved with you,
then don't hesitate,

JUST SLAP yourself

Mistake is always yours.




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GF - Kal Maine Tumhe Call Kiya To Tumne Phone Kyo Nahi Uthaya
BF - Kyo Uthau Rs 45 Dekar Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Wo Kya Tera Baap Sunega.....




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One MMS recieved
Name: Video Clip
Time: 2 Mins 35 Seconds
Starting now...
Loading.....
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Mobile ki auqaat dekhi hai? Video dekhay ga




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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born smart & handsome,
but what the hell happend to you?




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Waitor : I'll have a chese fries, extra ranch.
Two hot dogs, a bacon cheeseburger, an
Extra large milkshake with sprinkles &.....
Boy : u're ugly.




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"Don't think you can get away with
that sort of comment that easily!"




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How Dogs & Women are alike?

Neither believe that silence is golden,
Neither can balance a checkbook &
Both put too much value on kissing.




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If ever I was rude to you,
If ever I was angry with you,
If ever I misbehaved with you,
then don't hesitate,

JUST SLAP yourself

Mistake aap ki hi hogi :




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Main Apni Chahat Ko Shehr Mein Ruswa Nahi Karta
Muhabbat Main Bhi Karta Hon, Magar Chaarcha Nahi Karta,

Jo Mujhsy Milny Aa Jaye, Main Uska Dil Sy Khadim Hun,
Jo Uth K Jana Chahay Main Usay Roka Nahi Karta..




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Ab teri yaad sy wehshat nahi hoti mujh ko
Zakhm Khulty Hain Aziyat Nahi Hoti mujh ko

Ab koi aae chala jye mein khush rehta hun
Ab kisi shakhs ki adat nahi hoti mujh ko




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