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A sardar decided to paint his room
Us nay chat ceiling par white paint kiya
owr sab Diwaron par lekha
SAME AS ABOVE




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Sardar Plane Land hote hi Chillane Laga:
"Banglore Aaya Banglore Aaya Balle Balle"
. Air Hostess: Hello Sir, Plz B Silent.
Sardar: Ok Ji,
Anglore Aaya Anglore Aaya Alle Alle.. :-D
hahaha




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Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Apko Aaine Main Dekha
Or Bola
Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai ...
O Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Haramkhor Hai
Jo Shadi Ke Album Main Meri Biwi Ke Sath Tha.




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sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha
Teacher: Paper main hath ki diagram ka koi question nhi
sardar:main paper banany waly pe lanat bhej rha hun..




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Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"




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Teacher: write your fathers name in English
Sardar: Beautiful red underwear.
Teacher: Are you joking?.
Sardar: no his name is Sundar Laal Chadda




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Sardar thought "LOL" meant "lots Of Love"..
So one day His Friend's Mother died he send da following txt.....
"Sorry 2 Hear About da death of ur Mother LOL"




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Race dekhte hue sarddar ne dosre se pocha,
inam kis ko mile ga?" 2nd; "sb se aage wale ko" sardar; "
to phir peeche wale kyun bhag rahe hain."




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Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia

Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
.
Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon




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ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye
logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that
wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon




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Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay
Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs laiti hay.




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Judge : as you are the key witness,
can u tell me the exact place, where this man raped ur wife?

Sardar : Lifted sardarni"s saree and said,
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here my lord. :-D




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once Sardar opened a college ...
what will be the name of that college ..?
guess
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Sardar Medical College of Engineering for Arts ,Science and Commerce :D




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Sardar ji & his wife applied for divorce in the court.
Judge ask: how would u divide your kids
you have 3 kids?
Sardar ji: ok, then we will apply next year.




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Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Judge : how did accident occur
Sardar :I don't know sir I was sleeping




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Sardar had twins.
He named Tara & Sitara. Again twins,
He named Peter & Repeater. Again twins,
He named Max & Climax. Again twins,
finally He named STOP & FULLSTOP!




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In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.




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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"




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Sardar proposed a girl......
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u.......
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I'll marry u next year.




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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright




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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.




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Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.




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Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............




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Public Toilet Mein Likha Tha
"Dunya Chand Pe Pohanch Gai Aur Tu Yahin Betha Hy"
Sardar Ne Niche Likh Dia:
"Bas Kr K Ja Raha Hon,
Waha Pani Nhi Hy Na...




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Sardar was laughing in class room
a girl came to him and said
stand up! Who are you?
Sardar: who are you?
Girl: I am monitor.
Sardar: Then I am C.P.U




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Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .




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Sarther: Beta 2 bistar kyun lagaye?

Son: Ghar pay 2 guest ane han.
Sarther: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

Sarther: Phr 1 or laga , mera sala bi a rha hai.




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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house ....
still he was in jail .... .... .y?
Because all the 6 were fire brigade staff !




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Sardar: Will you marry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will you marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with your sister.




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interviewee;what is your date of birth?sardar;nov 28.
interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu every year.




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Wife to Sardar: Stop looking at girls you are married now.
Sadar: you mean if I am on diet" I can't look at the menu also?




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Sardar Ji as a Director:
You should jump to the Swimming Pool form 100 Ft Height
Hero: I don't know Swimming.
Sardar Ji: Oye don't Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty




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2 Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine to.




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After finishing MBBS.
sardar starts his practise!
He checked his 1ST patient's
Eyes
Tongue
and
Ears
By TORCH!
and
Finally he said
"Battery is 0K".




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Sardar:
Aj BV nay bohat mara
Major Rohail:
Kyun?

Sardar: I was kissing Katrina
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrina Kaif
Sardar:
Nahi yar meri nokrani Katrina.




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Teacher:Covert into Hindi
"I SAW A FILM"
Sardar: "Teacher ne 'A' film daikhi"




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Sardar Building Say Gira
Doctor Said: He is Dead
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up and Said
Main Zinda Hoon
Sardas Wife
Tu Pyea Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Aay.




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to Sardars went in to a bar and after ordering two drinks
took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
You cant eat your own sandwiches in here, complained the bar manager.
So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.




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Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao tu bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"




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Master to Sardar: Qaatil kisy kahty hain?
Sardar: Pata Nahi.
Master: Agr tm apny baap ko qatal kardo tu Tm kiya kehlao gy?
Sardar: "Yateeem".




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A Sardar went to hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,
Sardar:Murgi di taang kithy hay?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Sardar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi lay gaya.
Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha




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0ne tourist from U.S.A asked to Sardar.
Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: no sir, 0nly small Babies




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Sardar's son: Bubujee hum aap ko marney k baad dafnayein ya jalayein?
Sardar: Puttar mujh se na poocho, mjhey surprise dena...




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Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED after much thought he writes: Yes.




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