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On Valentines Day The bat said to his girlfriend "You're fun to hang around with." And the paper clip said to the magnet? "I find you very attractive" No one knows when our life may end So we must try to worthwhile it spend I know that for me it would be To have you right by my side forever next to me.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. I'm in love but not with you.. When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was.. Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick.. I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!!

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Roses are red, Snowflakes are white, Hold me tender, Hold me tight. Being with you Feels so right.

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Valentine, O, Valentine, I'll be your love and you'll be mine. We'll care for each other, rain or fine, and in 90 years we'll be 99.

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You're everything I ever wanted ; I wish you could be mine; And so I must ask you: Will you be my Valentine?

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My love is like a cabbage Divided into two, The leaves I give to others, The heart I give to you.

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Will you be my lily putt? "What is that", you say. Come closer, I will show you, but You'll be mine on Valentines Day.

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Collards is green, yer eyes ain't blue I am so lucky to have a darlin' like you.

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Your loving heart turns life to play, As we laugh at time from day to day. So I write this poem, and I'll hang my sign, Saying, "Always Be My Valentine."

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I said to you, "Oh, please be mine; Be mine forever, Valentine." I must have seemed like quite a fool, Although I thought I was being cool.

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I swore that we would never part, As I put my hand upon my heart. Had I been thinking with my head, I probably would have fled instead.

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It's Valentine's day, And it's really quite silly; My feelings are switching around I'm happy, SO happy! Then I'm feeling SO sad; I'm gloomy, I'm joyful

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Roses are red, Love writing ain't easy, That's why this poem Has turned out so cheesy.

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You're sucrose, you're glucose, You're fructose and more, From your head to your feet... Which are stuck to the floor. You're Hershey's, you're Snickers, You're sweet English Toffee. If you spit in my cup, You'll just sweeten my coffee. I love you so much That I'm getting frenetic, But I can't even kiss you, 'cause I'm diabetic.

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I want to share all of your kisses Now and later, always and forever Your all the payday I'll ever need I wouldn't trade you for 100 grand All because I love my sweet gummy bear Happy Valentines day Love!

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